An all-hands meeting is called; you’re all around a conference table. It’s just about to wrap up when Jonathan leans forward, about to speak. You know what’s coming. Jonathan wrote the book on pretending to sound smart in meetings. You’ll all end up sitting for an extra hour because of Jonathan. But today is different; you speak first.

“I think we should get a .solutions domain.”

Jonathan stares blankly, your boss smiles as she stands up and agrees. Meeting over.